Beating High Gas Prices
by MELVIN POLATNICK
The old method of stealing gas by sucking out the gas tank has returned in a new version. Now many female motorists are offering blow jobs in exchange for gas. This sinful practice has increased as the cost of gasoline rises. But righteous women would rather stay at home than suck for a tank of gas.
A Mid-Western gas station attendant that worked the night shift was caught giving away full tanks of gas in exchange for sex. After making the deal with budget minded female motorists, the attendant used the ladies room for his illegal sexual activities. This practice went on for many months until a company accountant noticed ten thousand gallons of gasoline were missing. The employee confessed to having oral sex with over two hundred women until he was stopped. The president of the company refused to press charges because he said he did the same thing when starting out as a gas station attendant. The Employee was given a new post as an auto window wiper and ordered to make restitution.
The temptation of employees to give away gas in exchange for a quickie is too powerful to resist. Many otherwise honest gas station attendants have lost their jobs after being discovered using the rest room to make love. It was usually paid for by gasoline owned by their company. It is estimated that over twenty million dollars is lost annually because of service station employees giving away gasoline or services in exchange for sex. In order to slow down this practice companies have hired attractive female private investigators. They test the honesty and sexual restraint of a gas station attendant by offering oral sex in exchange for gas. Many horny attendants were lured into filling up a free tank. The owners of the companies were shocked that so many of their best men were dishonest.
The worker that suggests filling a woman��s tank with gas for sex is disloyal to his company. He should be dealt with. But also guilty is the woman that offers the quickie, she is breaking down the will of an otherwise honest employee. The horny guy that gives away the gas should not be fired but offered a sexual rehabilitation program.
Human nature has created a big problem in the gas station industry. There is little chance of solving it. The solution has to come from both horny men and larcenous women. The gas station attendant that offers a woman driver a full tank of gas in exchange for oral sex should restrain himself. The woman that is tempted to save money by offering sex should learn to pay for her gas with cash. This problem will be partially solved when the price of gasoline is cheaper. melpol
